Red Adidas ShoesBrash, bold
Owns the world
Smarts like a fox,
Eyes like hawks.
Same as the slacks.
And then there are the shoes.
JanuaryA blanket of snow,
plenty of room for angels.
Large rubber boots,
bundles of coats and scarves,
and plenty of hot chocolate.
The problem was
school wasn't cancelled.
Questions With No AnswersPrivate: Where's Bill?
Sergeant: I don't know.
Private: You don't think...?
Private: How can you say that?
Sergeant: This is war, Private. If someone goes missing, they are likely dead.
Private: But aren't you supposed to file it as "Missing in Action"?
Sergeant: To the person I report to, yeah. Any more questions?
Private: Just one. What are we doing out here?
Sergeant: You want to know?
Sergeant: So would I.
Sergeant: I would like to know, too.
Private: You mean you don't know why we're out here?!
Sergeant: I had orders from the lieutenant.
Private: So he knows?
Sergeant: He said we had orders, and then practically threw us into the chopper. Don't you remember that?
Private: I do, but I don't remember him saying what our orders were.
Sergeant: Neither do I.
Private: So he doesn't know?
Sergeant: I don't know.
Private: Does anyone know?
Sergeant: Someone has to.
Private: Are you sure?
Private: Does that mean Bill died wit
The Tim Tebow Drinking GameThe Tim Tebow Drinking Game:
1. Watch someone interview him.
2. Take a shot every time he says the word "Blessed".
After five minutes, someone will want to cut you off.
Sci-Fi PrologueI was told my people come from a planet called Earth. I was told Earth was a wondrous place, never failing to achieve despite being full of issues. It was a place where things like war and peace, life and death, and hate and love all coexisted.
That changed one day. An alien race, known as the Lushats, decided to invade. They wanted to colonize the planet, and they weren't into the idea of sharing with the inhabitants. It must've been crazy to have this happen to you. You were struggling to fight and survive against an alien species that you didn't even know existed just a few hours ago. The Lushats had superior weaponry, and a crazy amount of reinforcements; things looked pretty bleak.
Fortunately for humanity, rescuers came not a moment too soon. An entire military, from alien races that likewise we didn't know existed until that moment, took on the Lushats, and gave them a thorough pasting. This military was from the Galactic Alliance of Planets, which was a congregation of planets